Organic Armed Robbers Hit NYC Whole Foods for $60,000

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The scary-looking men above are wanted for holding up employees on Sunday night at the Bowery Whole Foods on Houston Street, where they escaped with $60,000 in cash. The same day, a hot-pink food truck specializing in $10 bottles of cold-pressed juice was stolen in Williambsurg. We're not saying it's related, we're just saying. You're next, Pinkberry.