A) Harry Reid's briefcase opened up on the way to pay John Boehner's ransom.
B) This is just what it looks like when Darrell Issa vomits.
C) Some kind of liberal anti-corporate protest thing.
D) The RNC dropped off enough funding to pay for cancer treatments for one infant World War II veteran.
E) Canada left a few bucks on the floor to taunt us.
And the answer is ...
C) Some kind of liberal anti-corporate protest thing!