Disturbing New Youth Trend: Weaving Colorful Bracelets

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It seems like every time you turn around, Kids These Days have found a new way to get highpass outhook up, or stick something in an orifice that just doesn't belong there. Now, P.S. 107 in Park Slope is struggling to deal with the latest disturbing youth trend.

"It was like the kids couldn't live without it," says the school's principal, Eve Litwack. "It was just getting to the point where it was really crazy." Litwack had no choice recently but to take drastic measures

Wildly popular Rainbow Loom bracelet-making kits are creating such a distraction at a Park Slope school that the principal has banned them.

We don't know what "bracelet-making" is a euphemism for, but it sounds horrifying. Pray for our children.