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Rob Ford Mumbles Something About Not Resigning

In a minute-long press conference outside his Halloween-themed office this afternoon, crack-goblin Rob Ford claimed that he had “no reason to resign” and mumbled something about not being able to defend himself because “it’s before the courts.” (And also because his only defense is yelling “look over there” and then jumping onto an outbound train, never to be seen again.)