The American elite, ladies and gentlemen: “In the past several weeks, an unknown individual or group, who students have dubbed the ‘poopetrator,’ has repeatedly defecated in students’ laundry, leaving many fearful about the safety of their clothes,” the Yale Daily News reports. “The fact that this could happen at Yale is shocking to me,” said one student. “Think about what this means for our community.” It means someone is pooping on your clothes.
