Alec Baldwin Apologizes for One Out of Two Offensive Words

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Even though Alec Baldwin has deleted a tweet threatening to sue TMZ and another insisting that "acoustic analysis proves" that he is the first person in all of human history to utter the phrase "cocksucking fathead," he seems to be sticking to his claim that he never used the word fag in an on-camera incident yesterday. Instead, Baldwin is apologizing for a word that he shouted too clearly to dispute — cocksucker. Baldwin promises to retire the word from his vocabulary, although it is expected to be replaced with "Queery McGayface."