Alec Baldwin Is So Down With Gay People That He Can Pretend to Be Gay

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Alec Baldwin attends the 19th Annual Artwalk NY at 82 Mercer on October 29, 2013 in New York City.
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Mr. “Cocking-Sucking Fathead” himself appeared at a tech conference in San Francisco yesterday where he attempted to assure everyone he’s not anti-gay by acting a little gay, a tried-and-true showing of support for the community. “I want you to be my lover, Matt,” he told “a member of his entourage,” according to the AP. “I love you, Matt. I love you in that way.” (The “moment of levity” came with “plenty of contrition.”) That settles it: Alec Baldwin respects all people.