Someone Needs to Tell Chris Matthews About the Other Sexual Positions

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Chris Matthews took Chris Chrsitie fat jokes to crude and malicious new territory yesterday at an ironically named event called Thinkfest:

TOM MCGRATH, PHILADELPHIA MAGAZINE EDITOR: Two days after Election Day, Chris Christie has crushed his opponent. Is he gonna be the Republican ...

CHRIS MATTHEWS: The one I feel for is his wife.

[Laughter from the crowd]

MCGRATH: Why's that?

MATTHEWS: Did you just say "crush?" I mean, use your imagination. [Laughter from the crowd] Use your imagination. You poor dear. You poor dear.

First of all, if you're going to make a Chris Christie fat joke, it should be a little more subtle and clever than "Chris Christie crushes his wife when they have sex because he is fat." Second, someone should let Matthews know that there are sexual positions that don't involve the man lying on top of the woman. There's a whole world out there he has yet to explore.