Dante Doesn’t Want to Leave Brooklyn for Gracie Mansion

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"As you may have noticed, there are four strong personalities in the family, one of whom — Mr. Dante de Blasio — has strong feelings about proximity to his high school," mayor-elect Bill de Blasio told reporters this morning when asked if the family will be leaving Park Slope for the Upper East Side. "Obviously we wanted to get through last night, not be presumptuous, but now there's a very serious family discussion that has to be had about what makes sense going forward." When it comes to paying back election favors, the new mayor should probably defer to Dante.