Bill de Blasio’s Meeting With Mayor Bloomberg, in Photos

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The morning after his trouncing of Joe Lhota, mayor-elect Bill de Blasio sat down at City Hall for a chat with mayor-right-now Michael Bloomberg, whose legacy De Blasio forcefully rejected throughout the campaign. According to these completely fabricated captions to various photos, the meeting didn’t go well at all.

And that’s reason No. 8 you’re incapable of governing this city. Reason No. 9 …”

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Photo: Bebeto Matthews/Corbis

I heard you like to refer to me as an ‘evil racist midget.’ Don’t deny it.”

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Photo: TIMOTHY CLARY/AFP/Getty Images

Tell me the truth — you’re just jealous of Dante’s Afro.”

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Photo: TIMOTHY CLARY/AFP/Getty Images

Mike? Mike? Are you just ignoring me now? Mike?”

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(via @erinmdurkin) Photo: Erin Durkin / Twitter