Hamptons Police Blotter Predictable, Still Funny

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"Only two people were charged with drunken driving last week, one in East Hampton Town and one in the village, as sure a signal as falling leaves that summer has ended," reads our favorite recent entry from the East Hampton Star's crime log. Gawker has a roundup of similarly amusing highlights for those interested in reliving other people's wild time out East.