Joe Biden Picking Up Some Sandwiches, in Photos

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Earlier today, Joe Biden swung by the grand opening of D.C.'s Capriotti's, a "Delaware-born sandwich shop and longtime Biden favorite." Biden reportedly picked up some sandwiches for himself and President Obama, and had to borrow $10 from his assistant to pay for them. Here's how everything went down, possibly, as far as we know. 

"Hmmm, let's see. Not seeing any beer here. That's okay, I guess."

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"I reject the false choice presented by some, on both sides of the aisle, between roast beef and turkey. Joe, let me be clear: I want a tuna sandwich."

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Biden stayed perfectly still in this position for seven minutes while his sandwiches were being made.

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"Oh, damn, I'm a little short. Guess I shouldn't have bought that dime bag of po — ummmm, possums. Dime bag of possums."

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"Free sandwich for the first guy who can pin me!"

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