Earlier today, Joe Biden swung by the grand opening of D.C.’s Capriotti’s, a “Delaware-born sandwich shop and longtime Biden favorite.” Biden reportedly picked up some sandwiches for himself and President Obama, and had to borrow $10 from his assistant to pay for them. Here’s how everything went down, possibly, as far as weknow.
“Hmmm, let’s see. Not seeing any beer here. That’s okay, Iguess.”
“I reject the false choice presented by some, on both sides of the aisle, between roast beef and turkey. Joe, let me be clear: I want a tunasandwich.”
Biden stayed perfectly still in this position for seven minutes while his sandwiches were beingmade.
“Oh, damn, I’m a little short. Guess I shouldn’t have bought that dime bag of po — ummmm, possums. Dime bag ofpossums.”
“Free sandwich for the first guy who can pinme!”
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