Joe Biden Picking Up Some Sandwiches, in Photos

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Earlier today, Joe Biden swung by the grand opening of D.C.'s Capriotti's, a "Delaware-born sandwich shop and longtime Biden favorite." Biden reportedly picked up some sandwiches for himself and President Obama, and had to borrow $10 from his assistant to pay for them. Here's how everything went down, possibly, as far as we know. 

"Hmmm, let's see. Not seeing any beer here. That's okay, I guess."

US Vice President Joseph R. Biden places an order for sandwiches at Capriotti's Sandwich Shop November 21, 2013 in Washington, DC. Capriotti's Sandwich Shop was established in 1976 in Wilmington, Delaware and is frequented by Biden. AFP PHOTO/Brendan SMIALOWSKI (Photo credit should read BRENDAN SMIALOWSKI/AFP/Getty Images) Photo: BRENDAN SMIALOWSKI/AFP/Getty Images

"I reject the false choice presented by some, on both sides of the aisle, between roast beef and turkey. Joe, let me be clear: I want a tuna sandwich."

US Vice President Joseph R. Biden places an order for sandwiches at Capriotti's Sandwich Shop November 21, 2013 in Washington, DC. Capriotti's Sandwich Shop was established in 1976 in Wilmington, Delaware and is frequented by Biden. AFP PHOTO/Brendan SMIALOWSKI (Photo credit should read BRENDAN SMIALOWSKI/AFP/Getty Images) Photo: BRENDAN SMIALOWSKI/2013 AFP

Biden stayed perfectly still in this position for seven minutes while his sandwiches were being made.

US Vice President Joseph R. Biden places an order for sandwiches at Capriotti's Sandwich Shop November 21, 2013 in Washington, DC. Capriotti's Sandwich Shop was established in 1976 in Wilmington, Delaware and is frequented by Biden. AFP PHOTO/Brendan SMIALOWSKI (Photo credit should read BRENDAN SMIALOWSKI/AFP/Getty Images) Photo: BRENDAN SMIALOWSKI/AFP/Getty Images

"Oh, damn, I'm a little short. Guess I shouldn't have bought that dime bag of po — ummmm, possums. Dime bag of possums."

US Vice President Joseph R. Biden places an order for sandwiches at Capriotti's Sandwich Shop November 21, 2013 in Washington, DC. Capriotti's Sandwich Shop was established in 1976 in Wilmington, Delaware and is frequented by Biden. AFP PHOTO/Brendan SMIALOWSKI (Photo credit should read BRENDAN SMIALOWSKI/AFP/Getty Images) Photo: BRENDAN SMIALOWSKI/AFP/Getty Images

"Free sandwich for the first guy who can pin me!"

US Vice President Joseph R. Biden places an order for sandwiches at Capriotti's Sandwich Shop November 21, 2013 in Washington, DC. Capriotti's Sandwich Shop was established in 1976 in Wilmington, Delaware and is frequented by Biden. AFP PHOTO/Brendan SMIALOWSKI (Photo credit should read BRENDAN SMIALOWSKI/AFP/Getty Images) Photo: Mark Wilson/Getty Images