New York Competition No. 2: Space Oddities

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Welcome back to the new New York Magazine Competition. The best of last week’s submissions, including the winner, appear below this week’s call for entries.

 COMPETITION NO. 2: “SPACE ODDITIES.” Submit a title, sign, or expression marred by questionable spacing. For example:

 

THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD

MASSAGE THE RAPIST

IRE LAND

 

 Enter in the comments below, or on Twitter with the hashtag #spaceoddities.

And now, the best of Competition No. 1: “Too Honest Taglines” 

Law & Order SVU: This is the sex one.
haunt_fox


Last Vegas: Bizarre, Kevin Kline Doesn’t Even Owe Alimony
M. Carrie Allan ‏(@Carrie_the_Red )

The Godfather: Not Marty Scorsese’s finest film.
RealityCzech

MySpace: Hey guys, we’re still here. Won’t you come back and play like you used to? We have music.
Mike Frankovich (‏@MikeFrankovich)

Community: Have you been on Reddit? It’s kinda like that.
GraduatedAmbition

Downton Abbey: Spending equal time on a jam crisis and the brutal rape of a beloved character.
RaptorEsq

Mob Wives: Doing more damage to Italian heritage than Mussolini.
contrarian_dip

Sharknado: Literally not trying, on a budget.
Classicist

Seven: Most satisfying end to a Gwyneth Paltrow movie, ever.
sarah92203

JAG: Because Rheumatoid Arthritis and also honey can you turn it up?
MiddleCoastDan

2 Broke Girls: This is not about hookers?
KJONESIII

 

The Tree of Life: F*** if I know.

sarah92203

Field of Dreams: He was really on acid.
KJONESIII

Upstairs Downstairs: Something to talk about for 15 seconds with the Trader Joe’s Clerk.
whygodwhy

Face the Nation: This week’s guest, John McCain.
Momzer

Mad Men: Allowing TV recappers to feel important since 2007.
ndesq

Star Wars: Episode VII: You know you’ll be disappointed, but you’ll pay to see it anyway.
Mr. Dan M.  (‏@MrDan1969 )

 

Dancing With the Stars: Because it’s hard to find something reliably inoffensive to watch while you’re visiting your grandparents.
LadyBits, NP (‏@Ladybitsnp )

World War Z: We expected more from Brad Pitt, too.
Jennifer Chang (‏@jenzchang )

GIRLS: Girls.
w0rryw0rt

AND THE WINNER IS

The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson: Also Available on Television!
captrenault