Welcome back to the new New York Magazine Competition. The best of last week’s submissions, including the winner, appear below this week’s call for entries.
COMPETITION NO. 2: “SPACE ODDITIES.” Submit a title, sign, or expression marred by questionable spacing. For example:
THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
MASSAGE THE RAPIST
Enter in the comments below, or on Twitter with the hashtag #spaceoddities.
And now, the best of Competition No. 1: “Too Honest Taglines”
Law & Order SVU: This is the sex one.
Last Vegas: Bizarre, Kevin Kline Doesn’t Even Owe Alimony
—M. Carrie Allan (@Carrie_the_Red )
The Godfather: Not Marty Scorsese’s finest film.
MySpace: Hey guys, we’re still here. Won’t you come back and play like you used to? We have music.
—Mike Frankovich (@MikeFrankovich)
Community: Have you been on Reddit? It’s kinda like that.
Downton Abbey: Spending equal time on a jam crisis and the brutal rape of a beloved character.
Mob Wives: Doing more damage to Italian heritage than Mussolini.
Sharknado: Literally not trying, on a budget.
Seven: Most satisfying end to a Gwyneth Paltrow movie, ever.
JAG: Because Rheumatoid Arthritis and also honey can you turn it up?
2 Broke Girls: This is not about hookers?
The Tree of Life: F*** if I know.
Field of Dreams: He was really on acid.
Upstairs Downstairs: Something to talk about for 15 seconds with the Trader Joe’s Clerk.
Face the Nation: This week’s guest, John McCain.
Mad Men: Allowing TV recappers to feel important since 2007.
Star Wars: Episode VII: You know you’ll be disappointed, but you’ll pay to see it anyway.
—Mr. Dan M. (@MrDan1969 )
Dancing With the Stars: Because it’s hard to find something reliably inoffensive to watch while you’re visiting your grandparents.
—LadyBits, NP (@Ladybitsnp )
World War Z: We expected more from Brad Pitt, too.
—Jennifer Chang (@jenzchang )
AND THE WINNER IS…
The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson: Also Available on Television!