Sarah Palin Fightin’ for Duck Dynasty Homophobe

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In an amazing twist of logic and sense, Sarah Palin is blaming the indefinite suspension of the dad from Duck Dynasty, who said some disgusting things about them homosexuals, on “intolerants.” In a Facebook post, which has gathered more than 183,000 likes and 26,000 shares in eleven hours, Palin concluded, “Free speech is an endangered species,” as if every American were entitled to a reality show on A&E.

“It seems like, to me, a vagina — as a man — would be more desirable than a man's anus,” the show’s Phil Robertson told GQ. As for the basics of sinning, he explained, “Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men.” But no judgment: “... whether they're homosexuals, drunks, terrorists. We let God sort 'em out later, you see what I'm saying?”

But it's hard to even hear the Good Word over all those hatin’ intolerants.