New York isn’t expecting a particularly huge snowstorm tomorrow, but it is expecting a “disruptive” and poorly timed snowstorm. Although the city will only receive somewhere between two and four inches of snow, according to the latest estimates from the National Weather Service, the snow will arrive just in time — around 7 a.m. — to make your cold walk to the subway a bit more miserable than usual.
“Cough, cough. Oh man, I think I have that cold that’s been going around. Cough, cough. Better take my last unused sick day.” — Everyone