Sunny Obama Celebrates War on Christmas by Taking Down Little Girl

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Nearly giving Matt Drudge an aneurysm with the metaphor potential, White House puppy Sunny Obama flattened an innocent child this afternoon during a holiday gathering with the First Lady. Unable to control the leashed creature, Michelle Obama looked on helplessly as the animal jumped at a tiny blonde girl and then licked her face, with no regard for germs. The kid seemed to be fine, but she'll be forced to hear the story every holiday season for the rest of her life.

US First Lady Michelle Obama (R) pulls on her dog Sunny as two-year-old Ashtyn Gardner reacts during the White House Christmas decorations viewing at the White House in Washington, DC, December 4, 2013. Photo: JIM WATSON/AFP/Getty Images
US First Lady Michelle Obama (R) pulls on her dog Sunny as two-year-old Ashtyn Gardner takes a tumble during the White House Christmas decorations viewing at the White House in Washington, DC, December 4, 2013. Photo: JIM WATSON/AFP/Getty Images
US First Lady Michelle Obama (R) pulls on her dog Sunny as two-year-old Ashtyn Gardner takes a tumble during the White House Christmas decorations viewing at the White House in Washington, DC, December 4, 2013. Photo: JIM WATSON/AFP/Getty Images

For the record, Sunny was born to a Republican family.