Elderly Driver Plows Into Long Island Trader Joe’s

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An elderly woman accidentally drove backward through the exterior glass wall of a Long Island Trader Joe's this afternoon, and ended up completely inside the store. Up to fifteen people were injured, with "several" being taken away on stretchers according to the Post, which also wants you to know that the car "came to a halt under a giant flower with the words, 'Fearless Flyer.'"