Brooklyn Burglar Twerks for an Hour Outside Apartment First

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A smart thief would probably not want to be seen doing something very memorable, for a long period of time, outside the very apartment from which she plans on stealing. However, perhaps the burglary — the woman and her accomplice stole two packages from the lobby of a Clinton Hill apartment — was a spur of the moment thing. For example:

Woman: Woo, twerking intermittently for the past hour has made me pretty thirsty. 

Man: Maybe there are some beverages in those packages.

Woman: Probably.