Governor Chris Christie's laughable assertion that he is not a bully isn't totally without truth. He's generally a pretty nice guy, as long as things go his way. But things had better goddamn well go his way — down to a random Ping-Pong game with a 13-year-old during a visit to a Boys and Girls Club. About halfway through the three-minute video of the game, Christie realized nobody was keeping score, so he set it up with the kid to play to three points. That's when things got serious. But after a couple of rallies the governor squeaked out a win. "That's it, brother!" The governor smiled as he and his team left, victorious.