Mayor De Blasio Will Never Outrun His Pizza Fork


While the uprisings in the street have been quelled, New Yorkers are still processing the fact that their new mayor occasionally uses a fork and knife to eat pizza. (He blames the Italians.)

In the spirit of not forgetting, the Staten Island site of Friday’s betrayal, Goodfella’s Pizza, has immortalized the offending utensil (“The Fork”) as evidence in an official NYPD security envelope. Only by confronting the reality of what happened can we begin to heal.