Heroin Dealers Offer ‘iPhone,’ ‘NFL,’ and ‘Government Shutdown’ Varieties

Photo: Courtesy of The DEA

Building off of the “Obamacare” brand, a bust in the Bronx turned up 13 kilograms, or $8 million worth, of the most creatively named heroin ever to be hidden in an oven. Other options include “Olympic 2012,” “McDonald’s,” “Lady Gaga,” and “Sprint.” (They’re probably all the same.)