Joe Biden Sat Biden-ly in a Red Convertible Today

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Becoming one with his character in The Onion, Vice-President Joe Biden attended a preview of the North American International Auto Show in Detroit, where he was overheard telling a Ford executive, "Thank you for saving our ass," for some reason. Vroom vroom, he probably said to himself in this unmoving Corvette (his favorite). Vrrrrrooooooooom!!!