Obama’s High-School Smoking Buddy Killed Decades Ago, Reports Daily Mail, in Most Daily Mail Story Ever

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A MailOnline "EXCLUSIVE": Alleged Choom Gang member Raymond "Gay Ray" Boyer was reportedly murdered by his romantic partner, Andrew Devere, in part because "Boyer had developed a habit of farting in Devere's face." This was in 1986, but only now is the world ready to begin processing this information.