New York Competition No. 11: Historical Reality TV

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Welcome back to the New York Magazine Competition. The best of last week's submissions, including the winner, appear below this week's call for entries.

To recap: On Monday mornings (or Tuesday, this week, owing to the holiday), we'll lay out a challenge and offer a sample responses. Enter in the comments section, or on Twitter with the hashtag we've provided, and on Sunday the editors will select a winner. Criteria are highly subjective, but heavily retweeted and favorited posts will have an advantage. The prize is a year's subscription to New York in print or a two-year subscription to the iPad edition (winner's choice). Full rules are here.

COMPETITION NO. 11: REALITY TV IN HISTORY. Please submit the title of a premodern reality-television series. For example:

THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF HENRY VIII

DUCK MING DYNASTY

WHAT THOU OUGHT NOT TO WEAR LEST THEE GO TO HELL

SUMERIAN IDOL

Post your submission in the comments below, or on Twitter with the hashtag #historicalrealityTV.


RESULTS OF COMPETITION NO. 10: TIE-IN BOOKS, in which you were asked for tacky, cynical, or otherwise unliterary spinoff projects.

HONORABLE MENTION TO:

Duck Dynasty's Guide to Dating
Deb Poppel@DebPoppel

Martha Stewart Living Presents: An Insider's Guide to the Stock Market
BAMBOOLOUNGE

The Audacity of Hops: Obama's Comprehensive Guide to Beer
Grand Central Pub@GrandCentralPub

The Silence of the Lambs Cookbook and Hosting Guide
RGQUEEN

Believe Me, You Don't Want Any of This: 1,001 Things David Brooks Has Tried and Decided That You Shouldn't
CAPTSERVO

What to Expect When You're Expecting Your Entire Adult Life, by the Duggars 
King Tengood@kingtengood

Super Bowls: The 100 Greatest Ways To Serve Chips During The Big Game  
marontheweb@marontheweb

12 Years a Slave: The Real Cajun Cookbook (presented by Popeye's)
MC5

Smell What the Rock Is Cooking: a Scratch 'n' Sniff pop-up book by Dwayne Johnson
HOIPOLLOI

Italy: A Guide For Students, by Amanda Knox
DONMATTINGLY

I, Claudius, Have a Kitchen: Recipes From the House of Augustus
CAPTRENAULT

Vulture's Guide to Minimalism in Entertainment-Award-Show Coverage
WALLFLY

Loose Lips: Glamour Magazine's Plastic Surgery Dos and Don'ts Handbook
JADE7243

R. Kelly's Guide To Decoding Your 21st Century Daughter
DUKE84

The Breaking Bad Cookbook
NDESQ

Home Birth: What to Expect When You're Expecting A Terrorist's Love Child, by Carrie Mathison
GOODTEANICEHOUSE

AND THE WINNER IS:

A Face for Radio: NPR's Fashion and Beauty Compendium
REGISMAYHEM