New York Competition No. 9: Watch That Last Word

Welcome back to the New York Magazine Competition. The best of last week’s submissions, including the winner, appear below this week’s call for entries.

It’s easy to play: On Monday mornings, we’ll lay out a challenge and offer a few sample responses. Give it your best shot in the comments section, or on Twitter with the hashtag we’ve provided, and on Sunday the editors will select a winner. Criteria are highly subjective, but heavily retweeted and favorited posts will have an advantage. The prize is a year’s subscription to New York in print or a two-year subscription to the iPad edition (winner’s choice). Full rules are here.

COMPETITION NO. 9: WATCH THAT LAST WORD. Please submit a familiar title or phrase that, with an added final word, takes an unexpected turn. For example:

THE GOLDFINCH: RECIPES

SUNDAY IN THE PARK WITH GEORGE ZIMMERMAN

SESAME STREET MEAT

Post your submission in the comments below, or on Twitter with the hashtag #thatlastword.

RESULTS OF COMPETITION NO. 8: BILL DE BLASIO’S FIRST 100 DAYS, in which you were asked for headlines relating to the new mayor’s policies.

HONORABLE MENTION TO:

STOP AND FRISKPOLICY RENAMEDSTOP, COLLABORATE & LISTEN
 Bill de Bleezy ‏@BilldeBleezy

DE BLASIO JOINS THE 1%, SAYS IT’S BEEN REAL
WHYGODWHY

BLOOMBERG SHOWS UP DAILY TOOFFER ASSISTANCE IN ANY WAYFOR NO PAY; DE BLASIO BEFUDDLED

YOURE PROBABLY GOING TO BE THE VICTIM OF A VIOLENT CRIME NOW
SHAR_KBITE

THE OFFICIAL ALBUM OF NYC IS NOWSANDINISTA,’ BY THE CLASH 
CONTRARIAN_DIP

CONGESTION PRICING FINALLY COMING TO STATEN ISLAND
JASPER_QUINTANA

DANTE CONSIDERS CUTTING HAIR; MAYOR DECLARES MORATORIUM ON ALL CITY BUSINESS SO FAMILY CAN MEET AND DISCUSS
DONMATTINGLY

ALL CLOCKS TO BE SET FORWARD BY 30 MINUTES
DINOSGOROAR

UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFITS TO BE EXTENDED TO THE END OF TIME 
FRANK_

NYC PUBLIC SCHOOLS BEGIN OFFERING 3-DAY WEEKENDS; LOBBYIST DANTE DE BLASIO TO SPEAK AT JOINT PRESS CONFERENCE 
— Nick Papa ‏@BRITAINick

LOTS OF THINGS RENAMED: DE BRONX, DE BROOKLYN, DE BATTERY, THE PLAZIO 
— Jed Miller ‏@jedmiller

NEW MAYOR MOVES TO GRACIE MANSION; AVERAGE HEIGHT IN BROOKLYN DROPS THREE INCHES
Jeff Schwartz ‏@Jeffurry312

AND THE WINNER IS

MAYOR REPEALS DRINK SIZE LIMIT; ALSO SUPERSIZES MAYORAL CHAIR, DESK, DOORWAY
ONVACATION