Philly Police Have Arrested the ‘Swiss Cheese Pervert’

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The last few days have been a bit harrowing for the good citizens of Philadelphia, where a man known popularly as the "Swiss cheese pervert" has been on the loose, exposing himself to women while also showing them slices of cheese, and asking them to do things to him with it. On Thursday, however, police arrested a suspect in the case, one Christopher Pagano, a 41-year-old resident of Norristown. Sounds like it's now safe to return to the dairy section.