Just Guess Which Canadian Allegedly Had a Guy Beat Up in Jail

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Toronto Mayor Rob Ford reacts to a video released of him by local media at City Hall in Toronto, November 7, 2013. Ford admitted on Tuesday he has smoked crack cocaine, probably "in one of my drunken stupors," but insisted he is not an addict and said he would stay in office and run for re-election next year.
Photo: MARK BLINCH/Corbis

Not Justin Bieber! The only other possible answer is correct: A new lawsuit claims Rob Ford coordinated the prison beating of his estranged brother-in-law to keep stories of his drug use quiet. As an enforcer, Ford supposedly used "a 300-pound violent criminal who played defensive tackle" when he was a high school football coach. A spokesperson for Ford called the allegations “far fetched” and “way out there,” to which we say: Really?