Not Justin Bieber! The only other possible answer is correct: A new lawsuit claims Rob Ford coordinated the prison beating of his estranged brother-in-law to keep stories of his drug use quiet. As an enforcer, Ford supposedly used "a 300-pound violent criminal who played defensive tackle" when he was a high school football coach. A spokesperson for Ford called the allegations “far fetched” and “way out there,” to which we say: Really?
Photo: MARK BLINCH/Corbis