Times Square Woody Arrested for Allegedly Touching ‘Numerous Girls’

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Photo: Disney/Pixar

Yet another hero has fallen in Times Square: Joining the list of unsavory characters dressed as puppets, superheros, and cartoon characters — anti-Semitic Elmo, Cookie Monster, Spider-Man, Weed Man — is Woody from Toy Story, handcuffed yesterday on sex-crime charges. According to the New York Post, which has a perfectly disturbing perp-walk photo, cowskin vest and all, “Woody,” a.k.a. José Vasquez, was charged with forcible touching and sexual abuse against “numerous girls.” Buzz Lightyear would be rightly horrified, to say nothing of poor little Andy.