John Boehner Fully in Control on Debt Ceiling

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It may appear that House Speaker John Boehner's plan for increasing the debt ceiling is a hopeless series of gambits, each discarded within days or sometimes hours.

But do not be alarmed! Boehner is meeting with his members right now and has things firmly under control:

By the way, is there anyone onboard who knows how to fly a plane?