New York Competition No. 15: Near-Miss Literature

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Welcome back to the New York Magazine Competition. The best of last week's submissions, including the winner, appear below this week's call for entries.

To recap: On Monday morning (or Tuesday, this week, owing to the holiday), we'll lay out a challenge and offer a sample responses. Enter in the comments section, or on Twitter with the hashtag we've provided, and on Friday the editors will select a winner. Criteria are highly subjective, but heavily retweeted and favorited posts will have an advantage. The prize is a year's subscription to New York in print or a two-year subscription to the iPad edition (winner's choice). Full rules are here.

COMPETITION NO. 15: NEAR-MISS LITERATURE. Please submit the title of an almost familiar literary classic. For example:

THE NAKED AND THE KINDA SLEEPY
THE SPY WHO REALLY LIKED ME AS A FRIEND
THE GIRL WITH THE MISSPELLED TATTOO
WIDDLEMARCH

Enter in the comments below, or on Twitter with the hashtag #nearmissliterature.

RESULTS OF COMPETITION NO. 14: THIS MOVIE NEEDS MOISTURE, in which you were asked to replace a word in a familiar film title with the word moist.

HONORABLE MENTION TO:

The Good,
the Bad and
the Moist
aronmio

M*O*I*S*T
@alisonforns

Before the
Devil Knows You’re Moist
trainofbutter

Sophie’s Moist
@PDX_Prep

Paul Blart,
Moist Cop
@IGotsSmarts

How to
Stuff a Moist Bikini
@tremes15

Moist Llewyn Davis
@StarkTTT

2 Fast 2 Moist
AvenueHebrew

Moist and Confused 
@heidisloane;
CaptServo

Inglourious Moisture
psybab

All Moist on the Western Front
@_bmwoods

Things to Do in Denver When You’re Moist
designnmind

Dial M for Moist
@katyaliciajones

Moist on a Plane
rgqueen

Sisterhood of the Moist Pants
Cags

Butterflies Are Moist
honey_badger

I Am Curious (Moist)
ethnicgal

2001: A Moist Odyssey
AlienIncognito

Knute Rockne: Moist American
raker

Rear Moisture
WolframAndHart

Peggy Sue Got Moist
BambooLounge

12 Moist Men
MyTaxReturn

Dial M for Moisture
BathroomSexDiarist

My Big Moist Greek Wedding
whygodwhy

The Moist Divorcee
77BC

The Unbearable Moistness of Being
fooffoo

AND THE WINNER IS...
Moist (Based on the Novel “Push” by Sapphire)
PrettyPistol