Both men were arrested on misdemeanor sexual misconduct charges recently when a New York farmer "noticed his cows appeared anxious and failed to produce milk" and "installed video surveillance equipment to try to determine why." The answer was heinous and involved a video camera, allegedly, but Michael Jones and Reid Fontaine, pictured above, were released with appearance tickets. On a vaguely related note, the slogan "Got Milk?" has been replaced with "Milk Life."
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