California Governor Jerry Brown Worried About ‘Potheads’ Making America Less Safe

By
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA - SEPTEMBER 25:  California Gov. Jerry Brown looks on during a news conference at Google headquarters on September 25, 2012 in Mountain View, California.  California Gov. Jerry Brown signed State Senate Bill 1298 that allows driverless cars to operate on public roads for testing purposes. The bill also calls for the Department of Motor Vehicles to adopt regulations that govern licensing, bonding, testing and operation of the driverless vehicles before January 2015.  (Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)
Photo: Justin Sullivan/2012 Getty Images

California Governor and total bummer Jerry Brown takes the threat stoners pose to the United States' success and safety very seriously. During Sunday's broadcast of Meet the Press, host David Gregory Brown asked if he felt it was time to legalize recreational marijuana in his state. After saying that he wanted to wait for Colorado and Washington "to show us how it's going to work," the governor added:

The problem with anything — a certain amount is OK, but there is a tendency to go to extremes. And all of a sudden if there's advertising and legitimacy, how many people can get stoned and still have a great state or a great nation? The world's pretty dangerous, very competitive. I think we need to stay alert, if not 24 hours a day, more than some of the potheads might be able to put together.

We'd suggest that Brown take advantage of California's current medical marijuana laws, which allow doctors to prescribe the drug for the treatment of anxiety, but that might just make him more paranoid.