The Feds began monitoring U.S. Postal Service employee Patrick Paskett’s route last month after residents in Seaford and Massapequa Park, on Long Island, reported missing letters and packages. Special agents were dispatched to the case only to witness Paskett, 24, tossing over a thousand pieces of mail in the garbage. He faces up to five years in jail and told the Post, “I really don’t want to talk about this with anyone. It happened. I resigned. I don’t work for them anymore. It’s over.” Except the jail part.