The Latest Creative But Ultimately Unsuccessful Way to Hide Cocaine: Goat Meat

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Good effort. Photo: U.S. Customs & Border Patrol

Even the government couldn't help itself, announcing, "An arriving passenger at John F. Kennedy International Airport had a different kind of 'beef' when encountered by U.S. Customs and Border Protection Officers." The frozen-meat-and-cocaine-brick combo had a street value near $2 million, not counting the halal cart side-hustle.