A Brooklyn man with the given name of God Gazarov has plans to sue credit agency Equifax for its failure to recognize his existence. God says that for two years, he’s been trying to sort out his financial history with the company, which has no proof he’s real. The hassle prevented him from buying an Infiniti last year, God claims. “It’s extremely frustrating,” he told the New York Post. “I worked hard to get good credit to look good to lenders and this happens.” There but for the grace of a credit score goes God.