"This pizza magnate and 2012 presidential candidate was a math major at historically black Morehouse College," said a $1,200 question on Jeopardy! last night. You know... 9-9-9? "We need a leader, not a reader"? Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan? "I got all this stuff twirling around in my head"? History of sexual harassment?