New York Competition No. 19: Good Tagline, Wrong Product

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Welcome back to the New York Magazine Competition. On alternate Mondays, we'll lay out a challenge and offer a sample responses. Enter in the comments section, or on Twitter with the hashtag we've provided, and the editors will select a winner. Criteria are highly subjective, but heavily retweeted and favorited posts will have an advantage. The prize is a year's subscription to New York in print or a two-year subscription to the iPad edition (winner's choice). Full rules are here.

COMPETITION NO. 19: GOOD TAGLINE, WRONG PRODUCT. Please offer an ill-suited advertising slogan. For example:

"Guess What Day It Is!"   —Frank E. Campbell Funeral Chapel

"Giant Blowout Sale!"  —Firestone Tires

"We Try Harder."  —Cialis

Enter on Twitter with the hashtag #goodtaglinewrongproduct, or in the comments thread below, by April 16. 


RESULTS OF COMPETITION NO. 18: EASTER SUNDAY MATINEE, in which you were asked to supply a film or TV title modified for Easter viewing.

HONORABLE MENTION TO:

Take the Bunny and Run
GailA329

Things to do in Gethsemane When You're Dead
designnmind

For The Goys
RustyShackelford

Thoroughly Modern Lily
CKondek

The Eggs-Files
DonRocco

The God Father
rmtmiller

Born on The 22nd of March through The 25th of April
Barry75

The Hatchelor
r20

LENT: The Musical
davidrnc 

The Slicing of the Lambs
hamburgertime

I'm Gonna Git You Seersucka
FarmRaised

HARE: The Musical
grafixbabe1 

M*A*S*S
Realhaha

Splendor in the Cheap Plastic Grass That Gets Shredded All Over the Damned Living Room Rug
jhartarl

Palm Sunday in the Park with George
frankcoyne 

Peep Throat
lionhorse

Twin Peeps 
@wordnerdporvida  

How to Raise a Guy in 3 Days
fizbadger

Thirty Easy Pieces
queasyrider

Up
deadbrilliant

The New Adventures of Old Christ
@ThatMattSiegel 

It's Kind of a Bunny Story
@Jap_Rap 

Dye Hard
MiddleCoastDan

There's Something About Mary Magdalene
beastly1

AND THE WINNER IS…

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Rolling Stone
joscohen