Powdered Custard Packages Not the Best Place to Hide Cocaine

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It's certainly no goat meat: A man was recently arrested at JFK after Customs officials discovered that he was carrying nearly 18 pounds of cocaine (valued at $300,000) from Guyana. Though the drugs were hidden in eight bags of Champion brand powdered custard, their "strong chemical odor" gave the smuggler away. Also, there's just something suspicious about someone with that much non-perishable dessert.