Man in Underwear Steals Bread Truck, Delivers Bread

A bag of Wonder Bread.Photo: BRENDAN SMIALOWSKI/AFP/Getty Images

A thief on the Upper East Side took the stolen delivery vehicle along its normal route using instructions left on the front seat, making at least three scheduled stops before he resorted to just throwing bread out the window. If he were wearing clothes (and hadn't ended up in a psychiatric ward), it might’ve been considered an overly ambitious audition for the job.