Fox News Hires Clueless Actress

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Ageless movie star, fervent Romney supporter, and one-time Playboy model Stacey Dash is joining the network as a contributor for “cultural analysis and commentary,” TV Newser reports. “Stacey is an engaging conversationalist whose distinctive viewpoints amongst her Hollywood peers have spawned national debates,” said executive vice-president of programming Bill Shine, meaning on Twitter. She’s also likely the first person to go from starring in a Kanye West music video to cashing checks from Fox News.