Hillary Clinton Leaning on Things

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Is Hillary Clinton too old to be president? Is she traumatized by an injury that she also probably faked? Can she even stand on her own? The fate of the nation depends on these pressing questions, posed by brave patriot Matt Drudge.

And proliferated by serious news outlets:

An Intelligencer investigation into Clinton’s public appearances since she stepped down as secretary of State (suspicious) reveals that she often uses her hands for balance. Can we really trust this person with the nuclear codes?

Here she is, so unsteady from laughter that she was forced to grab a table and Barbara Walters?

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Photo: Lou Rocco/ABC

Holding on for dear life?

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Photo: Paul Marotta/Getty Images

Clearly exhausted?

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Photo: Cem Ozdel/Anadolu Agency/Getty Images

Struggling to stay upright?

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Photo: Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images

Grasping at the railing for stability?

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Photo: Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images

Barely hanging on?

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Photo: Shahar Azran/Getty Images

Obviously winded?

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Photo: Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images

Clinging to an able body?

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Photo: Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images

Basically doubled over?

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Photo: Andrew Burton/Getty Images

White-knuckled and grimacing?

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Photo: Mark Wilson/Getty Images

But, wait … what’s this?

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Photo: Larry Marano/Getty Images

Look, world — no hands!

Also: It’s a freaking patio chair.