Hillary Clinton Leaning on Things

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Is Hillary Clinton too old to be president? Is she traumatized by an injury that she also probably faked? Can she even stand on her own? The fate of the nation depends on these pressing questions, posed by brave patriot Matt Drudge.

And proliferated by serious news outlets:

An Intelligencer investigation into Clinton's public appearances since she stepped down as secretary of State (suspicious) reveals that she often uses her hands for balance. Can we really trust this person with the nuclear codes?

Here she is, so unsteady from laughter that she was forced to grab a table and Barbara Walters?

THE VIEW - Barbara Walters says farewell to live daily television with her final co-host appearance on The View, the daytime program she created for ABC airing Friday, May 16, 2014. "The View" airs Monday-Friday (11:00 a.m.- 12 noon, ET) on the ABC Television Network. (Photo by Lou Rocco/ABC via Getty Images) Photo: Lou Rocco/ABC

Holding on for dear life?

NEW YORK, NY - DECEMBER 03: Hillary Clinton onstage at the Women for Women 20th Anniversary Gala celebration at the American Museum of Natural History on December 3, 2013 in New York City. (Photo by Shahar Azran/Getty Images) Photo: Paul Marotta/Getty Images

Clearly exhausted?

NEW YORK, UNITED STATES - MARCH 8: U.N. Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon (L) and former United States Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (C) attend at a U.N. meeting to kick off events for the International Womens Day-8 at United Nations headquarters on March 7, 2014. (Photo by Cem Ozdel/Anadolu Agency/Getty Images) Photo: Cem Ozdel/Anadolu Agency/Getty Images

Struggling to stay upright?

NEW YORK, NY - OCTOBER 16: (L-R) Hillary Rodham Clinton, recipient of the Michael Kors Award for Outstanding Community Service, speaks onstage at God's Love We Deliver 2013 Golden Heart Awards Celebration at Spring Studios on October 16, 2013 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Michael Kors) Photo: Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images

Grasping at the railing for stability?

JOHANNESBURG, SOUTH AFRICA - DECEMBER 10: (L-R) Former U.S. President Bill Clinton, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, their daughter Chealsea Clinton and Huma Abedin leave the official memorial service for former South African President Nelson Mandela at FNB Stadium December 10, 2013 in Johannesburg, South Africa. Over 60 heads of state have travelled to South Africa to attend a week of events commemorating the life of former South African President Nelson Mandela. Mr Mandela passed away on the evening of December 5, 2013 at his home in Houghton at the age of 95. Mandela became South Africa's first black president in 1994 after spending 27 years in jail for his activism against apartheid in a racially-divided South Africa. (Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images) Photo: Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images

Barely hanging on?

NEW YORK, NY - DECEMBER 03: Hillary Clinton onstage at the Women for Women 20th Anniversary Gala celebration at the American Museum of Natural History on December 3, 2013 in New York City. (Photo by Shahar Azran/Getty Images) Photo: Shahar Azran/Getty Images

Obviously winded?

WASHINGTON, DC - FEBRUARY 01: U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton delivers her farewell address to the staff in the C Street lobby of the State Department on February 1, 2013 in Washington, DC. Clinton is leaving the State Department and the Obama Administration after travling 956,733 miles and visiting some 112 countries.She will be replaced by U.S. Sen. John Kerry (D-MA). (Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images) Photo: Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images

Clinging to an able body?

DALLAS, TX - APRIL 25: Former first lady and former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton speaks with her husband former president Bill Clinton as they attend the opening ceremony of the George W. Bush Presidential Center April 25, 2013 in Dallas, Texas. The Bush library, which is located on the campus of Southern Methodist University, with more than 70 million pages of paper records, 43,000 artifacts, 200 million emails and four million digital photographs, will be opened to the public on May 1, 2013. The library is the 13th presidential library in the National Archives and Records Administration system. (Photo by Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images) Photo: Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images

Basically doubled over?

NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 03: Former U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton speaks at a launch event hosted by the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID) for a new organization, the U.S. Global Development Lab, on April 3, 2014 in New York City. The U.S. Global Development Lab will bring together 32 partners from across the public, private and non profit sector with the goal of ending extreme poverty by 2030. (Photo by Andrew Burton/Getty Images) Photo: Andrew Burton/Getty Images

White-knuckled and grimacing?

WASHINGTON, DC - JANUARY 31: U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton listens to her introduction before delivering her final speech as Secretary of State at the Council on Foreign Relations on January 31, 2013 in Washington, DC. Secretary Clintons last day before being replaced by Sen. John Kerry (D-MD) who this week was confirmed by the U.S. Senate, will be February 1. (Photo by Mark Wilson/Getty Images) Photo: Mark Wilson/Getty Images

But, wait ... what's this?

MIAMI, FL - FEBRUARY 26: Hillary Rodham Clinton speaks at the University of Miami at Bank United Center on February 26, 2014 in Miami, Florida. (Photo by Larry Marano/Getty Images) Photo: Larry Marano/Getty Images

Look, world — no hands!

Also: It's a freaking patio chair.