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Hip Pope Not Hip Enough for Drugs

Pope Francis meets the Movement of the Holy Spirit Renewal at the Olympic Stadium on June 1, 2014 in Rome, Italy.

Despite his Marx-ish leanings, religious meme Pope Francis is not actually a sophomore at Brown. Moves to legalize recreational drugs “are not only highly questionable from a legislative standpoint, but they fail to produce the desired effects,” he told the International Drug Enforcement Conference today. “Let me state this in the clearest terms possible: The problem of drug use is not solved with drugs!” Yes, it appears the 77-year-old head of the Catholic Church’s progressivism has its limits.

Hip Pope Not Hip Enough for Drugs