Mercedes-Benz Plows Into CNN Headquarters

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Friday got off to an exciting start at the CNN Center in Atlanta, where a guy drove a Mercedes-Benz through one of the  building's 10-by-15 foot windows and into the lobby at 4:15 a.m. No injuries were reported, and the driver was charged with driving under the influence, reckless driving, and marijuana possession. Of course, if anyone has any more unusual explanations for why this happened — aliens took control of the vehicle, the network's headquarters are actually located in a black hole, Larry King, etc. — CNN is all ears.