NYPD to V. Stiviano: Go Away

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The other relentless character from the real-life reality show that is the Donald Sterling mess claims she was assaulted by two white men yelling the N-word outside of the Gansevoort Hotel last night, but NYPD Commissioner Bill Bratton seems to doubt it. “The only knowledge I have of that is what I read this morning,” said Bratton, who was apparently required to read Radar Online for work, according to Capital New York. “There was no report made to us of that incident, and no crime reported. So, who knows. I wasn’t even aware she was in town. We would hope she would stay on the West Coast.” Protect and serve apparently does not apply to those created in a lab by TMZ.