Smiley Joe Biden Congratulates U.S. World Cup Team With Bidenisms

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The vice president stormed into the U.S. locker room after last night's glorious win against Ghana and right away everyone was overdosing on good vibes.

To coach Jurgen Klinsmann: "He looked happier in that first goal — you can see it on the monitor — than the night I won the election." (Note to future historians: Joe Biden won the election.)

"Are you kidding me? This is a kick, man." Soccer!

To DaMarcus Beasley, with whom he apparently had some kind of long-standing bet: "I owe the drinks!"

To goalie Tim Howard: "Hey, Timmy! You played one hell of a game."

"Things are great. Things are great. Better today."

Back to Beasley: "Hey, man, anytime you want to collect. I owe ya."

To anyone and everyone: "Hahahahaha [smiles with teeth.]"

Now how about a hug for Uncle Joe?

NATAL, BRAZIL - JUNE 16: Vice President of the United States Joe Biden speaks to a young fan prior to the 2014 FIFA World Cup Brazil Group G match between Ghana and USA at Estadio das Dunas on June 16, 2014 in Natal, Brazil. Photo: Alex Livesey - FIFA/Getty Images