EPA Tweet Reveals Agency Is Keeping Up With the Kardashians

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On Monday night, the Environmental Protection Agency's Office of Water informed us on Twitter that it is now a "C-List celebrity" in Kim Kardashian's new mobile game. The tweet has been up for about two hours, and now some are speculating that the Kardashians have privatized our water system. This may also mean that the recent shot of Khloé Kardashian and Scott Disick in the bathtub was a preview of a very special EPA-sponsored episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, in which the family learns that you can conserve water by bathing with your sister's skeezy boyfriend. Either way, we're afraid for our nation.