Harsh Parking Critic Goes a Bit Overboard

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Only in New York?

CBS 2 reports that a vandal in Queens has gone vigilante on what he deems poorly parked vehicles, deploying the rare-epithet shorthand “S Bag” and everything. A second variation says, “Hey scumbag park right.” (A dude in cargo shorts was caught on surveillance footage nearby carrying a can of spray paint.) But the most New York City thing about the whole ordeal, besides the excessive aggression, is that the parkers maintain they did a fine job and another car couldn’t have fit anyway.