Ted Cruz Has Serious Beef With True Blood

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Texas Senator Ted Cruz made a guest appearance of sorts on Sunday's episode of True Blood on HBO and he's not pleased about it. On Facebook yesterday, Cruz wrote:

Of all the places I never thought to be mentioned, HBO's True Blood vampire show would have to be near the top of the list. Sunday night, they aired a misogynist and profanity-ridden episode where Texas Republicans are murdered attending a "Ted Cruz fundraiser."

Not just any Ted Cruz fund-raiser, either, but one held at the George W. Bush Presidential Library. (W. had his own unauthorized, gory HBO cameo on Game on Thrones.) On True Blood, Eric Northman and Pam De Beaufort attend the fund-raiser dressed to like "republi-cunts," which is probably the reason Cruz called it "misogynist." As for the Republicans getting murdered, it happens at the hands of the Yakuza. For some reason, none of the YouTube clips include that part but Cruz's cameo is below.