New Jersey Farmers Attempt to Lure Derek Jeter Into Their Creepy Corn Maze by Carving His Face Into It

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Photo: Von Thun's Country Farm Market & Greenhouses/Facebook

Now you can get lost in Derek Jeter's eyes ... like, literally. VonThun Farms in South Brunswick, New Jersey, carved the retiring Yankees' face into a corn maze, which is slated to open September 20.

Alongside Jeter's mug is a message that reads, "Thanks Captain Clutch," which we assume is some kind of sports reference.

According to NJ.com, the maze also features a pumpkin called "Spookley" who's stationed to deliver anti-bullying messages to kids. Kids, beware: There is truly nothing spookier than getting trapped in a field of corn by a middle-aged man dressed as a pumpkin talking to you about why cyberbullying is mean and bad.