Drunk Woman With Stolen Snake Around Her Neck Crashes Into Long Island Firehouse

Photo: Nassau County Police Department

Sarah Espinosa, a 22-year-old from Albany, was just taking a little joyride last night with the ball python she’d recently stolen from a Petco on Long Island when she crashed her car. Over the center median and into two firetrucks. While drunk. With the snake around her neck. And a little marijuana in the car. Don’t drink and drive and smoke and play with your new stolen pet snake. Very dangerous. (The snake is fine.)